Oooh ! A letter.
That'll have them quaking in their brogues.
What next ? Slow hand clapping ? A raised eye brow ?
Actual tut tutting in meetings.
Kafka would be guffawing into his coffee.
Mark my words : there'll be "committees" set up to "research the evidence", to "generate solutions going forwards" and it will either be kicked into the long grass or actually conclude that MORE nugatory shite activity and bureaucracy is required.
A bureaucracy that votes for its own demise?
Like unicorn droppings: heard of it. Never seen it.
By "overhaul" one hopes that they mean "hauled over a very tall cliff and dumped into the sea".
Speaking purely figuratively, of course.
Last year morale hit rock bottom.
This year, we start tunneling.
Back on your heads.
I have complete faith in the chain of command.
Crocodile clips off nipples for a breather: car battery is still fully charged and good to go.
But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
The only believable Hancock on TV:
In further news: NHSE unable to find its arse in the dark with a head torch.
Am I bovvered ?
@ Yossarian: its a Major Major Major Major disaster.
So much unnecessary bureaucratic bullshit to deal with.
I absolutely refuse to believe that Conservative Central Office could have told a few true believers/ drones to go on the Pulse website and stir up antagonism.
Pass the Kleenex, I'm welling up.
Where do you want the medal pinning ?