Dr Sam Izdat
This has got Jeremy iMac written all over it.
If the government pay for this I will eat my Fez.
The government could ease the strain on general practice by paying for indemnity. For a third of the price of 10 DUP politicians it could take the heat out of the recruitment crisis .
It chooses not to do so .
From this we can infer that it has no intention of improving the situation but is intent on kicking away the foundations of the NHS in order to privatise it.
It is clear . For Cedric they might like to take out a full page ad in the times .
For everyone else the writing is on the wall.
This patient has an unexplained enlargement of the bile duct . Please do the necessary .
Ps any Turkish translation and I'm your man
Sorry Tony ,I don't know what it means but I'll look it up on Vikipedija.
The biggest rise in the cost of living -is housing , This is not counted in inflation figures but you have to be able to pay larger loan repayments . The real fall is much steeper than 22% . More like 34% .
If we tell trainees bare faced lies about how great it is to be a GP then they will find out we have been untruthful . We will then be up before the GMC for bring the profession into disrepute by being lying bastards .
CQC gets a BOA rating from me
Of course if you slip up because of work load and time pressure -the GMC will be the first to stick the knife in . ( Usually from behind)
A medical student at our practice told us that 1 out of 120 students intended to go into General Practice . They intended to do it in the army.
So medical students would rather do a tour of Afghanistan than UK primary care .
How can we make GP more attractive than Helmand province?
Still having done the grind for 11 years I can
understand the attractions of Jalallabad . ( in 1842 )
It is clear that we're not considered to be human. That is why we can be expected to work 8-8 for 7 days per week . Without making mistakes . Or eating . Or sleeping.
No doubt we will be replaced by robots as soon as it is expedient. Just don't treat us like mechanoids yet.
I can't calculate my pay cut this year because no one will admit to the true rate of inflation .
Actually this was foreseen by Nostradamus who referred to it in rhyming couplets.
" For general doctors they will hunt.
because their leader is a fool "( it scans better in the original French )
So they have had 450 years to think about it.
Increase OOH pay for all workers - not just select bonuses .
Everyone is trying to find an answer as to why no one wants to do general practice . They are looking at the ceiling then looking at the floor but willfully ignoring the huge grey large eared animal in the middle of the room.
It needs spelling out. No one wants to do a job that bears a suspicious resemblance to the steaming mound that has just dropped out of the elephant's backside.
These people were picked by Jeremy Hunt. Dan Poulter couldn't agree to do his bidding and was relegated to the back benches . Madame Doily-Carte is simply obeying and kissing Jeremy's Hamster.
This is a concerted effort to get rid of the partnership model. We should refuse to do this en masse, We need to flex our collective muscles on this one because they cannot close us all down.
South West Surrey MP ! Wasn't that Virginia Bottomley's old seat ? Are they related by any chance ?
Is the DUP the political wing of the UDA/UVF ?