National Hopeless Service
One head, one arm or two............
Skypy Doctor I have a triviloma.....
Dear Hancock, AI and algorithms work at the expense of learning through death and disaster.
That’s brilliant maths Matt. I’m going to give my staff a bigger Xmas bonus this year. Instead of 50 £1 coins I will give them 100 20p coins that’s 50 more coins, how generous of me.
Ever heard Billy Connollys white bread brown bread comments? I think society needs a grown up conversation about what this is all trying to achieve. I regularly do a 'ward' round in my local dementia unit. Row upon row of 80-90 year olds who have no quality of life, waiting for they hearts, lungs, kidneys or livers to literally rot them to death. All there courtesy of years of hypotensives, statins and flu jabs. Is that what we are really wanting to achieve? Humans are genetically designed to die why cant we just accept it?
Colouring book time.
The GPC/BMA/GMC has made it abundantly clear over the years we are under an obligation to refer but we are under no obligaton to fill in any specific referral forms. If CAMH want specific information they can contact parents/schools.
'Over a series of appointments'
Real world medicine only please.
This is incidentalomas on a grand scale and will create forever panic in some individuals. So glad I am at the end of my career.
GPs are working from poor premises but at least we will know Mr Wimps genome.
And this is what PCNs are being built to deal with.
Thank goodness for yet another new contract that is going to save general practice.
Lets reduce antibiotic prescribing by prescribing antibiotics to anyone who feels a bit iffy after being in a field
100 pages of Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder
Bear shits in wood
Yet another NHS polishing of a turd.
Dear NHSE Managers, You and this serve no purpose.
Anybody who thinks PCNs are going to save GP world think again. No amount of superficial tinkering will help recruitment.
Well thats super. So now we can dispense with Friends and Family, appraisal and CQC.....