Posted by: Through The K Hole
11 October 2016'Who’s going to wipe my granny’s arse now?' Demands furious Brexiter.
Julie is a Brexiter from Sunderland: 'When Boris Johnson told me to kick out all the Johnny foreigners I thought it was a great idea. It’s amazing what an over-sized privileged blond child waving a flag can do to your brain.'
But now that Theresa May is poised to push the Brexit button, Julie is beginning to have second thoughts.
'My Gran is 94 and she’s looked after at the nursing home by a team of dedicated Polish carers. When I said I wanted to kick out the foreigners I didn't mean them of course. If they go who’s going to wipe my granny’s arse? I’m not going to do it, she looks like a turtle and thinks I’m Clement Attlee for heaven's sake!'
The floors at Julie’s local hospital are mopped by Romanians, her GP is German and that nice cardiologist she once saw about her palpitations originated from Ukraine.
'I didn't think this through,' says Julie, 'Where have Boris and Nigel gone? I need them to tell me what to do.'
Readers' comments (6)
Anonymous | GP Partner11 Oct 2016 10:04am
Brilliant!
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Anonymous | Salaried GP11 Oct 2016 11:55am
I second that! Brilliant stuff!
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Anonymous | Private GP11 Oct 2016 12:11pm
Excellent article.
General public don't recognise the facts at the coal face.
Shame on the news media for not portraying the correct picture.
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Maria Morley | Salaried GP11 Oct 2016 2:31pm
shall we discard the cardiologist bit-Ukraine isn't a part of EU (yet)))
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Anonymous | GP Partner11 Oct 2016 5:48pm
Why do we not want to do work? What about all the folks who come here and rip off the system, do not wish our norms or customs and want to impose their own? What about all the bureaucrats?
There are pros and cons, so stop this You stupid Brexiter stuff. They may turn out to be wiser at the end. wait and see.
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Maria Morley | Salaried GP12 Oct 2016 2:23am
" stop this You stupid Brexiter stuff. They may turn out to be wiser at the end. wait and see"
hm - a secret wisdom of a chav?-potentially a name for bbc documentary
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