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GPs responsible for climate change, skin cancers and James Blunt

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In an address to the house, Theresa May has pointed the finger of blame at GPs saying: 'Most GPs do a fantastic job and have their patients’ interests firmly at heart, however it’s clear that there are a large number of GPs who are personally responsible for global climate change, skin cancers and James Blunt.’

She also went on to blame GPs for traffic jams, Porsche Cayenne drivers, choking episodes, those annoying times when you accidentally bite your own tongue, people who use laptops in Starbucks and animal cruelty.

'It’s easy to blame ourselves,' said Ms May, 'but it’s even easier to blame GPs'.

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  • She might also blame us for the massive phallus that is protruding anteriorly from her frontal sinus.

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  • Hilarious after a 13 hour day! Nearly choked laughing......clearly my own fault....

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  • Sorry...I exaggerated with a slip of the finger on my iPad.........should read a 12 hour day today (was 13 hours last Friday)

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