Through the K Hole
All posts from: October 2012
“We’d run out of really terrible ideas, so we decided to ask Mr Nibbles,” said the Department of Health.
"Remediation will now begin," came a soft voice floating somewhere above his head. He was strapped so tightly into the chair that he’d lost the feeling in his thighs and his head was cruelly anchored into place. "What do you really think of the supreme supervisor?"
The medication dribbled out at first and then began to pour in a steady stream all over the floor of the basement. He thought of the money he could make selling some of them on the black market and thanked the NHS for its waste.
After years of messing around, the Government has finally decided that enough is enough and a complete and utter shit should be put in charge of the NHS.