Why it's a dog's life with our pay rises
GPC negotiators were outmanoeuvred on a regular basis on our so-called pay rises which have been phased or downgraded. And they have now produced this abomination.
If I had to insure my dog it would cost me £300 a year, in the certain knowledge that I wouldn't be attending the vet every time the animal broke wind (which, incidentally, is too frequent for comfort). If pet insurance companies can fix £300 a year as a reasonable (to them) rate for the job why should we accept only a fraction of this? We would have to jump through more hoops than an Olympic gymnast to earn a modest fifth of what we should be earning.
We are supposed to be in short supply with a recruitment and retention crisis. There will never be a better time to negotiate from a position of strength, yet the negotiators can't do any better than turning us into data-crunching machines who have to hit more targets than a circus knife-throwing act.
My alternative would be £100 per patient per year for the core services of diagnosing and treating the sick, an extra £50 a year for health promotion (so we can opt out if we don't wish to do it) and private fees for everything else.
Forget your OBEs lads and grow some cojones!
Dr WR Fraser