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The Twelve Days of Hancock

Dr Samir Dawlatly

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On the First Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

An out-of-hours service on its knees

 

On the Second Day of Christmas Matt Hancock gave GPs

Two latex gloves

And an out-of-hours service on its knees

 

On the Third Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out-of-hours service on its knees

 

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out-of-hours service on its knees

 

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out-of-hours service on its knees

 

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Six leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out-of-hours service on its knees

 

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Locum pay-a-brimming

Fixed leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out of hours service on its knees

 

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Eight vanguards milking

Locum pay-a-brimming

Fixed leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out of hours service on its knees

 

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Nine schemes enhancing

Eight vanguards milking

Locum pay-a-brimming

Fixed leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out of hours service on its knees

 

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Ten nurses weeping

Nine schemes enhancing

Eight vanguards milking

Locum pay-a-brimming

Fixed leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out of hours service on its knees

 

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

Eleven apps a-hyping

Ten nurses weeping

Nine schemes enhancing

Eight vanguards milking

Locum pay-a-brimming

Fixed leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out of hours service on its knees

 

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs

CQC a-coming

Eleven apps a-hyping

Ten nurses weeping

Nine schemes enhancing

Eight vanguards milking

Locum pay-a-brimming

Fixed leases paying

Ba–by-lon bling

More empty words

Three viral trends

Two latex gloves

And an out-of-hours service on its knees

Dr Samir Dawlatly is a GP partner in Birmingham

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