On the First Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
An out-of-hours service on its knees
On the Second Day of Christmas Matt Hancock gave GPs
Two latex gloves
And an out-of-hours service on its knees
On the Third Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out-of-hours service on its knees
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out-of-hours service on its knees
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out-of-hours service on its knees
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Six leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out-of-hours service on its knees
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Locum pay-a-brimming
Fixed leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out of hours service on its knees
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Eight vanguards milking
Locum pay-a-brimming
Fixed leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out of hours service on its knees
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Nine schemes enhancing
Eight vanguards milking
Locum pay-a-brimming
Fixed leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out of hours service on its knees
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Ten nurses weeping
Nine schemes enhancing
Eight vanguards milking
Locum pay-a-brimming
Fixed leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out of hours service on its knees
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
Eleven apps a-hyping
Ten nurses weeping
Nine schemes enhancing
Eight vanguards milking
Locum pay-a-brimming
Fixed leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out of hours service on its knees
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Matt Hancock gave GPs
CQC a-coming
Eleven apps a-hyping
Ten nurses weeping
Nine schemes enhancing
Eight vanguards milking
Locum pay-a-brimming
Fixed leases paying
Ba–by-lon bling
More empty words
Three viral trends
Two latex gloves
And an out-of-hours service on its knees
Dr Samir Dawlatly is a GP partner in Birmingham
