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Victorian nudes and modern general practiceSubscription
No deal for GPsSubscription
GPs, ever want to throw in the towel?Subscription
NHS bosses caught off guard by evil snowflakesSubscription
Matt Hancock ‘really a 16-year-old sci-fi fan’Subscription
Revealed: Plan for GPs to help build nuclear defence systemSubscription
Welcome to healthapp.scot.ukSubscription
Being driven down under Subscription
NHS England bids to attract extraterrestrial GPsSubscription
GMC admits to using ouija boardSubscription
Top tips to warm your GP colleagues' hearts this Christmas Subscription
Jeremy Hunt’s face 'desperate to leave' Subscription
Crown your achievements, Mr Hunt. I have the very thingSubscription
World renowned physicist Stephen Hawking to be privatised by 2020Subscription
How to write a Pulse blog and hopefully not get struck off Subscription
College Boy to the rescue!Subscription
‘Upgrading to windows 98 will destroy the NHS’, claims expert Subscription
'The time has come to destroy the NHS', admits Theresa MaySubscription
Super practice approaches critical massSubscription
An exclusive look at the AKT examination 2017Subscription
My new waxwork for general practiceSubscription
Patients have no intention of giving GPs Valentine's day cardsSubscription
Donald Trump's thoughts on the NHSSubscription
Life with a two hour lunchbreakSubscription
Through the K hole's predictions for 2017Subscription
Practically everyone is drunk warns Public Health EnglandSubscription
My latest invention: the fully automated 'Beef GP'Subscription
Re-energising general practiceSubscription
Surgeons now have to listen to patients as wellSubscription
Nicola Sturgeon pledges £500m for general practice just to annoy the EnglishSubscription
Brexiter wonders who will look after GrannySubscription
GP dismisses patient's ADHD self-diagnosisSubscription
General practice searches for its ballsSubscription
GPC pledges to give NHS England a nasty paper cutSubscription
Dear sirs in charge of guns, please make my GP sign my formSubscription
'I am immortal' screams Jeremy HuntSubscription
Prof Candid predicts post-EU chaosSubscription
Jeremy Hunt announces the return of folklore, suspicion and medieval whimsySubscription
'Keep the f*** away from my Sundays,' says God Subscription
First it was the portfolio, now the lawyers have come for the trainee's thoughtsSubscription
Hunt warns strike will result in the deaths of every man, woman and childSubscription
Evil-doctor-aliens must be annihilated, according to new Government reportSubscription
Two thirds of thoughts don’t need a think tank, says new reportSubscription
A GP burn-out service burns outSubscription
Experts suggest sun worship to cure everyone's vitamin D deficiencySubscription
Government manages to recruit a single GPSubscription
Introducing the DOCTRAP-2000 - to deal with all those pesky doctorsSubscription
The GP comedy actSubscription
A giant spider is going to be in charge of the NHSSubscription
Join us for a resilience training course - like bootcamp but tougherSubscription
A winning formula for the GP consultationSubscription
Nicola Sturgeon to round up street urchins for a career in medicineSubscription
The most advanced, fully automated electronic triage device in the citySubscription
GPs to debate achievable aims like 'evolving wings' at LMCs conferenceSubscription
Jeremy Hunt is in fact a cyborg sent to destroy the NHSSubscription
A town plan to solve the NHSSubscription
The GPC boldly criticises 'disappointing' cupcakesSubscription
My 2016 prediction: The same as 2015 but a little bit worseSubscription
K hole visits a practice's Christmas partySubscription
The CQC advent calendarSubscription
Men looking for sympathy will destroy the NHSSubscription
Government gets rid of Sunday to achieve seven-day access Subscription
Saying 'sausage' causes cancerSubscription
The story of Tom and MarySubscription
GP promotional advert needs a health warningSubscription
Assistants' assistants to assist assistantsSubscription
The diary of Jeremy HuntSubscription
The Government is building the Great Wall of BritainSubscription
Government announces money is overratedSubscription
America has been drafted in to save the NHSSubscription
NHS England promo video plagiarises dystopian novel from Soviet RussiaSubscription
RCGP admits: Australia isn’t realSubscription
Would you pass the empathy test?Subscription
GPs decamp to Athens, claim 'anywhere is better than the UK'Subscription
'Help, my hand feels like it's on backwards'Subscription
Medieval advice for doctors discovered at the GMCSubscription
Three teaspoons of sugar contain at least three teaspoons of sugar, say expertsSubscription
Journalists who write about burn out will all be burnt out by 2020, survey findsSubscription
Little Miss Swap-About of ScotstonSubscription
New political reality means you'll be working harder and for longerSubscription
The essential doctor’s bag for 2015Subscription
It's only a matter of time before the political promises popSubscription
A board game for general practiceSubscription
Medical school dean publicly bitch-slaps a GPSubscription
Divide and ruleSubscription
An open letter to GPs working overseasSubscription
'Frozen' princess urges GPs to 'Let It Go'Subscription
GPs urged to become deeply offensive by the CQCSubscription
GPs to sport 'This is what the NHS looks like' T-shirtsSubscription
Seven-day GP services now a reality in the Tory Land of MakebelieveSubscription
Vacancy for an uncomplaining partner to work all hours God sends Subscription
Fresher's Week for young medicsSubscription
Transfer market for patientsSubscription
The lows of highsSubscription
Child GeniusSubscription
GP witch-hunt could boost morale Subscription
Quik-Vanish! Citrus-scented problem-remover in a canSubscription
GPs abandon profession to work on Game of ThronesSubscription
Children drafted in to fill gaps on CQC inspection teamsSubscription
The fast-paced, action-packed GP Simulator gameSubscription
Patronising patients is good for themSubscription
Women 'taking over the planet', warn hysterical menSubscription
Daylight robberySubscription
Louder than wordsSubscription
Siberia not Center ParcsSubscription
This call may be recorded...Subscription
The fairer sexSubscription
Those without sinSubscription
The season of good cheerSubscription
Light(en) upSubscription
That's entertainment!Subscription
An invitation to a vaccineSubscription
The e(vil) portfolioSubscription
Just say No Subscription
Computer says NOSubscription
Is the Pope Catholic?Subscription
'There’s no way the Government is going to get this lot to work - I suggest GPs do it'Subscription
Do we really understand poverty?Subscription
One of the most valuable things you can do as a doctor isn’t to help the living but to help the dyingSubscription
The ghost of practice pastSubscription
A field doctor reportsSubscription
If anyone knows of common sense’s whereabouts, contact us immediatelySubscription
We now call these cold little crawlspaces 'complementary therapies'Subscription
A prescription for loveSubscription
A new brain for the government thinktankSubscription
Prescriptions on the scrap heapSubscription
I'm sorry, I'm sorrySubscription
Duvet day for the Scottish Government Subscription
Paranoid delusionsSubscription
Happy St Evanansciencense Day, Mr Hancock!!!Subscription
Patient stockpiling StrepsilsSubscription
Global sum will increase ‘by tuppence’Subscription
GPs, try out this top new patient feedback toolSubscription
GMC criticised for quinoa consumptionSubscription
Chat bots as GPs is a joke too farSubscription
Introducing Medsat, the language of the future!Subscription
Help! I have no idea how to be a health secretarySubscription
NHS England pursues dead single-handers for their ‘forward views’Subscription
Jeremy Hunt congratulates the flu for shafting the NHSSubscription
Buckfast and heroin will attract new GPs, says Scottish GovernmentSubscription
The gabapentin quizSubscription
Creating an extra million medical school places will translate into one extra full-time GP, admits think tankSubscription
Dogs urge cats on prescriptionSubscription
BBC set to unveil 'That Nice Lady Doctor' WhoSubscription
‘I am not a flesh-crazed human-eating space-lizard,’ confirms MaySubscription
Hospital lasagne moving to AustraliaSubscription
Ms May, this is how we can pay GPs peanuts Subscription
Biff, Chip and Kipper go to the GPSubscription
EU doctors to leave because of flag-waving arseholesSubscription
A marketing campaign for general practiceSubscription
Dear Pulse Editor, here is my 'carnival of ideas'Subscription
GPs responsible for climate change, skin cancers and James BluntSubscription
Toy stethoscope causes Christmas trauma Subscription
NICE recommends am dram Subscription
GPs to stop being GPsSubscription
'Speak up' means 'Shut up' learns NHS EnglandSubscription
'Winter is going to be cold' say expertsSubscription
A glimpse into the futureSubscription
Newly trained doctors to be tied up and kept in Jeremy Hunt's basementSubscription
Ban misuse of the word 'banter' in medical schools, say expertsSubscription
Patient admits only wanting Gabas to get off their titsSubscription
Medical school offers places to 'anyone who fancies it'Subscription
Department of Health releases PokeyGP to solve recruitment crisisSubscription
Removing ghost patients is discriminatory, says ghostSubscription
Farewell UK, I am beginning afreshSubscription
Working in the UK? No thanks Mr JeremysSubscription
Ice-cream man spends successful day as GPSubscription
The secret messages hidden in the Forward ViewSubscription
Jeremy Hunt thanks Greggs for ensuring patient safety during junior doctor strikesSubscription
A study of GPs in their natural environmentSubscription
Jeremy Hunt may or may not have said something this weekSubscription
Health Education bosses turn to slavery to solve the recruitment crisisSubscription
Leaked report reveals meat fat, nicotine and lying on the sofa is healthySubscription
Obedience and fear to be at the heart of the medical school curriculumSubscription
Dear Pulse, some of us have real problems, unlike all those GPsSubscription
Children are still awful without sugarSubscription
The doctor-free life that could have been Subscription
Hipsters need tailored healthcareSubscription
Chickens full of antibiotics are unimpressed by GP prescribing targetsSubscription
A design for the first robot health ministerSubscription
Migrants concerned only with saving their lives, will destroy the NHSSubscription
The 'nuclear option' seems a little hasty Subscription
An alternative to GMC investigations: my psychic catSubscription
'Why shouldn't junior doctors be exploited? Their dreams should die too'Subscription
A shadow warns junior doctors against strikingSubscription
GPs to be inundated by patients wanting e-smack prescriptionsSubscription
Essential viewing guide for the GP over ChristmasSubscription
A stocking filler from Professor Steve FieldSubscription
GPs told they are worthless if they leave medicineSubscription
A mascot for the medical professionSubscription
Junior doctors disappointed about wasted placardsSubscription
GPs not best placed to sort out the problems of the InternetSubscription
Life-sized effigy of Jeremy Hunt stolen from waxwork museumSubscription
Sign up for the GP college and become a GP in two yearsSubscription
Jeremy Hunt enraged by sloppy grammar Subscription
Introducing the Medibot, replacing a GP near youSubscription
The alternative GP promotional campaignSubscription
Government turns to pig’s head for adviceSubscription
‘Shadow Man’ to haunt the dreams of GPs who overprescribe antibioticsSubscription
A quick survey on the state of GP moraleSubscription
GPs despair over innumerate health ministersSubscription
GPs lose their sense of humourSubscription
Reality is not that important - it’s perception that countsSubscription
GPs to be squeezed out and replaced by people who have no idea what they’re talking aboutSubscription
'Everyone needs to know where the buck stops for their care. And the buck stops with you'Subscription
Ten coping strategies for the worn-out GPSubscription
My four-year-old daughter's a health secretary in the makingSubscription
We need time to careSubscription
Catch yourself a GPSubscription
Still unsure who to vote for? Try K Hole's new quizSubscription
Is it just me, or do the political parties all look the same?Subscription
A dystopian futureSubscription
Photo campaign promotes the undoctored NorthSubscription
Would you like to return to Australia after coming back to the UK from Australia?Subscription
We work in an environment that kills creativity stone deadSubscription
A CQC super-computer apologises for its inaccuraciesSubscription
Government forces 'evil' smokers underground in a bid to combat the deficitSubscription
GPs are to be replaced with apps Subscription
GP services in London need at least a hundred trillion pounds Subscription
The museum of family medicineSubscription
'Exotic holidays' solution to keep GPs in the UKSubscription
Packing up a practice Subscription
The Daily Mail despises everything in the known universeSubscription
'TripAdvisor for GPs' launchesSubscription
The patients we can’t say no toSubscription
Dead GPs should be allowed to return to practiceSubscription
Consultation creditsSubscription
It's hoped a nice cup of tea and a chat will save GPs from burnoutSubscription
Labour pledges doctors will see patients 'before they get ill'Subscription
A 24/7 solution for healthcareSubscription
Walked up some stairs? Pat yourself on the backSubscription
A tale of two contractsSubscription
The end of an eraSubscription
Statins, statins everywhereSubscription
Seven days a weekSubscription
Gimme, gimme, gimmeSubscription
Eat meSubscription
Just like on TVSubscription
The Great Medical Bake OffSubscription
NHS England doesn't understand ChristmasSubscription
The 25/8 working weekSubscription
The lesser-spotted single-handed GPSubscription
The empathiser machineSubscription
Is it worth the risk?Subscription
All paths lead to pathwaysSubscription
Just 'human' enoughSubscription
'I can’t wait to test all of my whingers for vitamin D deficiency'Subscription
The Government's latest plans for NHS reform: slaverySubscription
The value of a human lifeSubscription
If QOF seems illogical, it probably isSubscription
The reforms were working and the people were happySubscription
New app for early dementia diagnosisSubscription
If only doctors could go without pay, the NHS would save a fortuneSubscription
"What do you really think of the supreme supervisor?"Subscription
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouthSubscription
Life without fearSubscription
The ShipSubscription
The tartan contract
