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Medical school dean publicly bitch-slaps a GP

A medical school dean has publicly bitch-slapped a GP, to the delight of passers-by. The tussle is believed to have occurred on Monday when the dean of the medical school spotted a GP coming out of his local take away.

‘I saw how it all started,’ said Steve, a sports jacket enthusiast. ‘I was standing at that corner over there when I heard the fracas.

‘The dean shouted an obscenity before doing what we’ve all done. He made an L sign with his fingers and shouted “Loser!” The GP took the bait and ran across the road and it wasn’t long before a small baying crowd had gathered around them.’

Niki, a mother of three who was part of the group, said: ´We stood round and chanted “fight, fight, fight, fight!”.

‘It was so wrong and yet so exhilarating at the same time. Even though the dean had the GP in a head-lock, the doctor kept saying “Yeah come on then, come on then, yeah”, when clearly he was using up precious oxygen.

We wondered how long someone can survive without any air? Turns out not long.’

‘It was the lamest fight I’ve ever seen’, continued Steve. ‘Fight Club it wasn’t. Imagine trying to throw a punch at a moving target with your weak arm. Now imagine that blindfolded.

‘At one point the dean called him a shit-haired wimp, which really got the crowd going, but the GP didn’t seem to know how to fight. Personally I would have gone for the dean’s eyes. He had two of them and they were quite close together.’

It is also reported that the doctor’s nipple was cruelly twisted.

The GP was left picking up his Chinese whilst the dean swaggered off down the road, flipping the V sign at passers-by.

´It was embarrassing, but necessary´, said Steve. 

Dr Kevin Hinkley is a GP in Aberdeen