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10 Sep 2010

The rat-catcher said there was no smell so bad as decaying rodent, but he’s never smelled Copperfield’s surgery on a wet Monday

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Anonymous,
11 Sep 2010
That's great Tony. They should reserve you a place at the Apollo. I know this was meant to be semi-serious, but I creased up. Good start to the day and I can leave the AD's in the drawer.
Phil Chave
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Anonymous,
14 Sep 2010
The practice nurse tells people to dribble oil in their waxed up ears for a week or so before syringing them, so maybe the surgery could tell patients: 'Doctor can't see you unless you had a shower this morning and washed all over, including the creased bits and your navel'... Irene Henning
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Anonymous,
15 Sep 2010
working in lowestoft we get the added benefits especially late friday afternoons "fish docks odour "-the waiting room is never the same afterwards ! Jennifer Morrison
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Anonymous,
23 Sep 2010
Keep the window open and switch on your plug in air freshener upon the first few atoms of stench reaching your nostrils - I have two plugged in for back-up. Atif Ghaffar
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